sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex
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spicyroll:

boop

meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

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booksarethepassagetoanotherworld:

do you ever really want to read but somehow you just end up stuck on tumblr thinking about how much you want to read but continuing not to do it?

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

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